It's like meat but it's not meat!

Ah, Spam. It comes in so many forms. This one came in what looked to my (somewhat) educated eye as Polish. So, I just had to put the message through the translator at http://www.poltran.com - and below you'll find what it spit out. I've replaced words not recognized by the poltran computer with +++.

It's so mysterious! It's almost beautiful. I don't know what it is that appeals.

It's probably infected my Windows machine here at work with some kind of spyware thingamabob. All the eating and waves of eating pages make me a bit wary...

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